Men who run in front of car get tired.
Men who run behind car get exhausted.

War does not determine who is right; war determines who is left.

It take many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Men who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Men who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Men who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.

Men who want pretty nurse must be patient.

Men who sleep on railroad track will get split personality.

Men who leap off the cliff will jump to conclusion.

Short man dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Virginity is like a bubble; one prick all gone.

He who pulls out too fast leaves rubber behind.

Don't you just love Confucius? Heed advice from the wise old man! Lol.

And lastly:

Men who laugh last, thinks slowest.